Now hiring: Spanish speakers who need viagra

03.25.04 (12:45 pm)   [edit]
A few months ago (actually, 9 months ago, I'm ashamed to say) I returned to an old employer for a part time job. I justified this swallowing-of-the-pride by telling myself that the part-time-ness allowed me to pursue my screenwriting... which it does. However, I do currently work for a company that I quit three years ago... that's not the best position to be in. But I digress.

My email account remained open for that entire time which means that when I got back, I was on every spam list in the universe. I've tried to manage it, and what I have left is a bunch of spam in Spanish.

Anyone care to help? Here are some of the words and my gringo translations:

para remover : for to remove
sujeto : subject
viagra : viagra
xanax : xanax

Perhaps I just reply with the word REMOVER in the sujeto?

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